Monique Leaving Mandurah High
To all my Mandurah high mates. Next year i wont be here, i will miss y'all i love you guys so much! I'll be going to Canberra and then when i come back im off to Halls Head High... Also leaving with me is Beck from MHS so i wont be alone... I know you guys will miss me HAHAHA! Bye XOXO
If you dont have my e-mail/MSN here it is:
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ILY
If you dont have my e-mail/MSN here it is:
[email protected]
ILY
Funny Twilight
It was Saturday morning and unfortunately, Edward’s away hunting again. Charlie decided to go fishing with Harry Clearwater and Billy, so he would be gone most of the day. I decided to go downstairs and make breakfast. I decided to make cereal, because I was lazy. I then started making a list of everything that had to get done that day. Laundry, the dishes, emailing Rene.
“Hey Belly-boo!” Emmett’s voice boomed as he walked in the kitchen. I jumped a few feet in the air when he said that. “Ha ha ha. You should have seen your face Belly-boo,” he said while rolling on the floor laughing.
“That’s not funny Emmett,” I told him and threw my pen at him and blue ink squirted out all over his shirt.
“Shit, Esme’s gonna kill me,” he muttered under his breath.
“Emmett, why the hell are you over here so early?” I asked getting frustrated.
“Well, Jasper and I were fighting so Carlisle broke the PS3 so now I have nothing to do,” he explained. “Oh, what’s that you’re eating?” he asked looking at my bowl.
“It’s cereal Emmett,” I told him. He looked at me like I had three heads.
“What’s that?”
“Its food people eat for breakfast,” I said while rolling my eyes. He could be so clueless sometimes.
“Oh, you mean it’s like that stuff on the commercial with the white bunny trying to steal the kid’s food?” he asked eagerly.
“Something like that,”
“Can I try some?” he asked.
“Emmett, vampires don’t like food. Remember? You like mountain lion and bear blood,” I clarified.
“Belly-boo, that’s the point. I want to try something different. I want to make a scientific discovery!”
I just stared at him “I’m not following you,”
“I want to be the first vampire to survive on human food,”
“Are you stupid? Wait, don’t answer that. Emmett, repeat after me. Vampires,”
“Vampires,”
“Cannot,”
“Cannot,”
“Survive on human food,” I finished.
“Survive on human food. Aw shit, I shouldn’t have said that,” I laughed.
“You think it’s funny? Well laugh now sissta, but when I make the greatest scientific discovery, we’ll see who’s laughing then,” he snapped.
“Fine Emmett, try some cereal,” I said shoving the bowl towards him.
“Could I have a different bowl of cereal? I’ve become very cautious of germs lately and I don’t want to get sick,” he explained.
“Emmett,” I said slowly “You are a vampire. You cannot get sick. You don’t have to worry about germs!” I yelled.
“Alright, alright, but if I get sick you’re paying my medical bills,”
“Ugh, just eat the damn cereal already,”
“Fine,” he said. Then he slowly picked up the spoon and put one Cherrio on it. Then he put it in his mouth and started chewing. His face was a cross between disgust and shock. After about two minutes of the Cherrio being in his mouth he finally swallowed.
“Well how was it?” I asked.
“Great,” he told me. Yeah right. Edward told me human food was repulsive to them.
“Now do you feel thirsty?”
“Actually, no, I don’t. Oh my god, I can survive on human food!!! Come on, we have to go tell Carlisle,” he said and started pulling me towards the door.
“Emmett, wait. I didn’t even get to change yet,” I yelled trying to get out of his grasp.
“There’s no time for that. We have just made a scientific discovery!”
When we finally got to the Cullen’s house Emmett raced up the stairs towards Carlisle’s office. “Good morning Bella,” Esme greeted me when I stumbled in.
“Hi Esme,” I said.
“What are you doing here? Didn’t Edward tell you he went hunting?” she asked.
“Well, Emmett came over this morning and tried to eat my cereal and he’s now convinced that vampires can survive on human food,” I explained.
“Sometimes I wonder how his mother ever put up with him,” she said.
“ISABELLA MARIE SWAN!!! GET YOUR CLUMSY BUTT UP HERE AND TELL CARLISLE I’M NOT LYING!!!” Emmett yelled from upstairs.
“EMMETT, DON’T TALK TO BELLA LIKE THAT!!!” Esme yelled.
“I guess I better go see what he wants,” I muttered and went up to Carlisle’s office.
“There you are Belly-boo,” Emmett said giving me a hug.
“What do you want Emmett?” I asked annoyed.
“Tell Carlisle I’m not crazy. Tell him how I ate the cereal and now I’m not thirsty,”
“Bella, is this true?” Carlisle asked me.
“Emmett, you ate one Cherrio,” I said.
“Emmett. Give it up. You cannot survive on Cherrio’s. You have to drink blood,” Carlisle told him.
“Oh, that’s real nice Carlisle. Crush your favorite child’s dreams. Some father you are,” Emmett said and turned away from him.
“Emmett, you’re not my favorite and your dream is to talk to dolphins. Not eat cereal,” Carlisle told him.
“Oh, right. I totally forgot about wanting to talk to dolphins. Thanks Carlisle. I’m gonna go work on speaking dolphin now,” Emmett said and walked out of the room.
“I’m sorry he bothered you Bella,” Carlisle apologized.
“It’s okay. It was kind of entertaining actually,”
“Well, I’m sure Edward will have a few things to say to him when he gets back,”
“Yep,” I agreed.
“Oh hi Bella. What are you doing here?” Jasper asked when he came in the room.
“Oh, Emmett dragged me here because he thought he could survive on Cherrio’s,” I explained.
“Ha ha ha. I think that’s the dumbest thing he’s thought yet,” Jasper laughed.
“Dumber than him wanting to talk to dolphins?” Carlisle asked.
“Not quite,” Jasper said.
“Hi Bella. Oh my god, what are you wearing!?” Alice asked.
“Uh, I’m wearing-“I started.
“Oh, never mind, I don’t want to know. Come on, I have to give you a makeover,” she said, but before I could protest she had me in her enormous bathroom where she handcuffed me to the chair.
“Alice, I think the handcuffs are a bit much. Don’t you?” I asked her.
“Nope,” she said. After an excruciating two hours in Alice’s bathroom, she finally declared me looking acceptable and let me leave.
After Emmett dropped me off at home, I decided to do the laundry and clean the kitchen. By the time I was done, it was 5:45 pm and I went to start cooking spaghetti for dinner.
“Bella?” Charlie called when he got home.
“I’m in the kitchen,” I said and he came in and sat down and started eating.
“So how was your day?” Charlie asked me after a few minutes of eating in silence.
“You don’t want to know,” I told him.
“Hey Belly-boo!” Emmett’s voice boomed as he walked in the kitchen. I jumped a few feet in the air when he said that. “Ha ha ha. You should have seen your face Belly-boo,” he said while rolling on the floor laughing.
“That’s not funny Emmett,” I told him and threw my pen at him and blue ink squirted out all over his shirt.
“Shit, Esme’s gonna kill me,” he muttered under his breath.
“Emmett, why the hell are you over here so early?” I asked getting frustrated.
“Well, Jasper and I were fighting so Carlisle broke the PS3 so now I have nothing to do,” he explained. “Oh, what’s that you’re eating?” he asked looking at my bowl.
“It’s cereal Emmett,” I told him. He looked at me like I had three heads.
“What’s that?”
“Its food people eat for breakfast,” I said while rolling my eyes. He could be so clueless sometimes.
“Oh, you mean it’s like that stuff on the commercial with the white bunny trying to steal the kid’s food?” he asked eagerly.
“Something like that,”
“Can I try some?” he asked.
“Emmett, vampires don’t like food. Remember? You like mountain lion and bear blood,” I clarified.
“Belly-boo, that’s the point. I want to try something different. I want to make a scientific discovery!”
I just stared at him “I’m not following you,”
“I want to be the first vampire to survive on human food,”
“Are you stupid? Wait, don’t answer that. Emmett, repeat after me. Vampires,”
“Vampires,”
“Cannot,”
“Cannot,”
“Survive on human food,” I finished.
“Survive on human food. Aw shit, I shouldn’t have said that,” I laughed.
“You think it’s funny? Well laugh now sissta, but when I make the greatest scientific discovery, we’ll see who’s laughing then,” he snapped.
“Fine Emmett, try some cereal,” I said shoving the bowl towards him.
“Could I have a different bowl of cereal? I’ve become very cautious of germs lately and I don’t want to get sick,” he explained.
“Emmett,” I said slowly “You are a vampire. You cannot get sick. You don’t have to worry about germs!” I yelled.
“Alright, alright, but if I get sick you’re paying my medical bills,”
“Ugh, just eat the damn cereal already,”
“Fine,” he said. Then he slowly picked up the spoon and put one Cherrio on it. Then he put it in his mouth and started chewing. His face was a cross between disgust and shock. After about two minutes of the Cherrio being in his mouth he finally swallowed.
“Well how was it?” I asked.
“Great,” he told me. Yeah right. Edward told me human food was repulsive to them.
“Now do you feel thirsty?”
“Actually, no, I don’t. Oh my god, I can survive on human food!!! Come on, we have to go tell Carlisle,” he said and started pulling me towards the door.
“Emmett, wait. I didn’t even get to change yet,” I yelled trying to get out of his grasp.
“There’s no time for that. We have just made a scientific discovery!”
When we finally got to the Cullen’s house Emmett raced up the stairs towards Carlisle’s office. “Good morning Bella,” Esme greeted me when I stumbled in.
“Hi Esme,” I said.
“What are you doing here? Didn’t Edward tell you he went hunting?” she asked.
“Well, Emmett came over this morning and tried to eat my cereal and he’s now convinced that vampires can survive on human food,” I explained.
“Sometimes I wonder how his mother ever put up with him,” she said.
“ISABELLA MARIE SWAN!!! GET YOUR CLUMSY BUTT UP HERE AND TELL CARLISLE I’M NOT LYING!!!” Emmett yelled from upstairs.
“EMMETT, DON’T TALK TO BELLA LIKE THAT!!!” Esme yelled.
“I guess I better go see what he wants,” I muttered and went up to Carlisle’s office.
“There you are Belly-boo,” Emmett said giving me a hug.
“What do you want Emmett?” I asked annoyed.
“Tell Carlisle I’m not crazy. Tell him how I ate the cereal and now I’m not thirsty,”
“Bella, is this true?” Carlisle asked me.
“Emmett, you ate one Cherrio,” I said.
“Emmett. Give it up. You cannot survive on Cherrio’s. You have to drink blood,” Carlisle told him.
“Oh, that’s real nice Carlisle. Crush your favorite child’s dreams. Some father you are,” Emmett said and turned away from him.
“Emmett, you’re not my favorite and your dream is to talk to dolphins. Not eat cereal,” Carlisle told him.
“Oh, right. I totally forgot about wanting to talk to dolphins. Thanks Carlisle. I’m gonna go work on speaking dolphin now,” Emmett said and walked out of the room.
“I’m sorry he bothered you Bella,” Carlisle apologized.
“It’s okay. It was kind of entertaining actually,”
“Well, I’m sure Edward will have a few things to say to him when he gets back,”
“Yep,” I agreed.
“Oh hi Bella. What are you doing here?” Jasper asked when he came in the room.
“Oh, Emmett dragged me here because he thought he could survive on Cherrio’s,” I explained.
“Ha ha ha. I think that’s the dumbest thing he’s thought yet,” Jasper laughed.
“Dumber than him wanting to talk to dolphins?” Carlisle asked.
“Not quite,” Jasper said.
“Hi Bella. Oh my god, what are you wearing!?” Alice asked.
“Uh, I’m wearing-“I started.
“Oh, never mind, I don’t want to know. Come on, I have to give you a makeover,” she said, but before I could protest she had me in her enormous bathroom where she handcuffed me to the chair.
“Alice, I think the handcuffs are a bit much. Don’t you?” I asked her.
“Nope,” she said. After an excruciating two hours in Alice’s bathroom, she finally declared me looking acceptable and let me leave.
After Emmett dropped me off at home, I decided to do the laundry and clean the kitchen. By the time I was done, it was 5:45 pm and I went to start cooking spaghetti for dinner.
“Bella?” Charlie called when he got home.
“I’m in the kitchen,” I said and he came in and sat down and started eating.
“So how was your day?” Charlie asked me after a few minutes of eating in silence.
“You don’t want to know,” I told him.
